Apparently, I’ve won $500,000 in the Webmasters Global Email Lottery. The only catch being that I have to send them a few hundred dollars to process the winning claim. As the guy on the anti-scam site that I found said… if there’s so much money sitting there for me, why don’t they just take the money from that lump sum? Uh… YEAH. Well, failing that, I can always just send the contents of my bank account to anywhere in Nigeria, along with 1,000 blank t-shirts. Oh, the opportunities! *grin*