Weird News du Jour. Andrew Wilson, inventor of such things as the
neon lights you can install under your car, legally
changed his name to “they”. “They said he did it for humor to address
the common reference to “they.” “‘They do this,’ or ‘They’re to blame for
that.’ Who is this ‘they’ everyone talks about? ‘They’ accomplish such
great things. Somebody had to take responsibility,” he said.” Only
problem is that now everyone will have to say, “They’s doing such and
such” instead of “They’re doing such and such” Egad.